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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Clowns Are Not To Be Trusted


Don't be fooled by someone who's resume includes: twists balloons into the shape of animals, has battled bulls in a grand arena, and sells billions of burgers and fries to the youth of our nation. Clowns only have one motive...to kill our children. They are the drug dealers of our generation AKA; Ronald McDonald, using colored wigs, stylistic makeup, outlandish costumes, unusually large footwear, red-nose, etc; as not to be recognized by the fat little bastard children that they lust over, as a clever distraction to practice for their real job...Rodeo Clown/Carnival Pimp. Their is no better training for this career than chasing down overweight kids, hog tying them, throwing them into a car full of 16 other clowns, taking them back to their tent villages and using them as sparring partners until they have slimmed down enough to be exploited as a circus carny. Attempt to escape from this lifestyle is punishable by death.